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1. Felix the frog
(Humor/Humor)
... canary!" Clarence, disappointed at the initial reaction, told Felix: "That negative attitude of yours could be a real problem. I'm sending you to class." So Felix went to a three day class and learned ...
2. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.  Q: Name three things you      won't find in Los Angeles. A: Black and white and twenty feet tall.  Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong. A: Ben Gay.  Q: Why didn't ...
3. Lawyers
(Humor/Humor)
Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything? Witness: After the accident? Lawyer: Before the accident. Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. Lawyer: How old is your ...
... new policy, a Restroom Trip Bank will be established and an account opened for each employee.  On the first day of each month, employee accounts will be credited with twenty five (25) trips.  Restroom ...
... with his "nose" while yours just shrinks and shrivels, and sometimes grows. Perhaps you could start your own television event and call it 'Where the Nose of Pinocchio Went'". But Pinhead didn't want all ...
6. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... criticism. - I went to the County Fair.  They had one of those "Believe it or not?" shows.  They had a man born with a penis and a brain. - What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? ...
... of your friends, they will be affected by all of the above and you will be drafted to serve in a Peacekeeping Force in the Mediterranean area. If you send this to sixteen to twenty-five of your friends, ...
8. Two Cajuns
(Humor/Humor)
... this river, this verbal match went on for years without the two ever confronting each other in person...   Until one day, the state begins construction of a bridge...  So Clarence and Pierre increase ...
9. Definition Of Politics
(Humor/Humor)
... the working class and your baby brother the future.  Understand? Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it. That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so he went to see ...
10. Love Letters
(Humor/Humor)
... . . . . . . . . . . . .36 times 3. Did not come. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21 times 4. Came too soon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 times 5. Went soft before you got it in. . . ...
11. Magician
(Humor/Humor)
... word.  This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said:  "OK, I give up.  Where's the boat?" ...
12. Chief Devil in Charge
(Humor/Humor)
A man died and went to hell.  Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge). Devil:  We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal            hell. Man:  That's ...
13. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.  - I got a dog and named him `Stay'.  Now, I go `Come here, Stay!' After a while, the    dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.  - I spilled ...
14. Little Johnny
(Humor/Humor)
... the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.  'Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started ...
15. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... had been waiting for him forever and she had a surprise for him. She sat him at the dinner table and told him not to peak while she went and answered the phone. He figured while she was out of the room ...
 - Include Your Children when Baking Cookies  - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  - Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  - Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted ...
17. AOL
(Humor/Humor)
... Steve Case sold off his stock         It fell just like a rock. It was a crazy, costly high-tech play As they slashed away at what subscribers pay And half their users went away the day the service died. ...
... on cola and candy     bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had     left him.    Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?  A: That was the development phase of the project, now ...
... back his foreskin to  insert a catheter (a tube passed through the urethra and into the  bladder) a neatly folded twenty dollar bill fell out of the foreskin  fold.  When the man woke up and demanded to ...
20. AOL Notices
(Humor/Humor)
... members and sign off, whaddya say?     #3---You DO realize that you've been online for        184 minutes, right?  When was the last time        you went outside?     #4--- OK. This is getting ridiculous.  ...
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