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1. Physics exam
(Humor/Humor)
"At my first year of college my physics teacher told us this rather amusing story, I’ve never forgotten this story - but I certainly have forgotten everything I learned in that class. The following ...
2. APARTMENT for RENT‏
(Humor/Humor)
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.  They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have ...
3. Doctors office
(Humor/Humor)
... penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. ...
4. Tide
(Humor/Humor)
Dear TIDE, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!About ...
... himself even after the teacher told him it was nasty.  Two boys were content spraying each other and wouldn't pay attention to their female partners.     When the teacher turned her back many of the kids ...
6. Felix the frog
(Humor/Humor)
... canary!" Clarence, disappointed at the initial reaction, told Felix: "That negative attitude of yours could be a real problem. I'm sending you to class." So Felix went to a three day class and learned ...
We all know the story of good ol pinnochio who told lies and his nose would grow. But what I have worked out (being a marvelous sleuth) is that this reason for growth is far from the truth. The actual ...
... regional press, wrestled the Mirror's chicken to the ground and told his own bird to return to the Central Office coop.    But the Mirror chicken was furious. "He threw me against a wall and took my head ...
... 3.  They realized that "Comet Hale-Bopp" is an anagram for "HTML be poop, Ace!" 2.  The aliens told them that in the 21st century no one uses the Web. 1.  They're trying to spam God. ...
10. INFLATION BY DEFLATION
(Humor/Humor)
... only 16 oz. even  though it looks  the same size. And the price didn't change. SOB!.    Other bargains really aren't, the price has been held but the quantity  has been reduced but you haven't been told ...
11. ANOTHER DUMB ROBBER
(Humor/Humor)
... part of its case, but four jurors later told the judge that they wondered whether the boots were stolen. So did the FBI's Paul O'Mara    While the jury deliberated, O'Mara called the shoe store and learned ...
12. Laundry
(Humor/Humor)
... her "can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired and all of this new abrasive activity had taken its toll on her body.  She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet.  Maybe in the ...
13. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."     My young brother asked me what happens after we die.  I told him we get buried under ...
14. Love Letters
(Humor/Humor)
... . . . . 19 times Of the 12 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because 2 times you just laid there, 4 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 3 times you told me ...
15. The Computer Hillbillies
(Humor/Humor)
... off, that is... de-briefed... unemployed...    Now the moral of the story is listen to what you're told,  Companies will use you and discard you when you're old.  So gather up your friends and start your ...
16. Little Johnny
(Humor/Humor)
... day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,  she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. ...
17. the machine....
(Humor/Humor)
  A man is having a terrible time with tennis elbow, and decides to go to the Dr.  A freind of his told him about this amazing machine at the pharmacy, which would diagnose his problem for only $10 rather ...
18. Making Love
(Humor/Humor)
... I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded,  "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man."  When the American remained silent, the Frenchman ...
19. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... bowls. But he didn't care because he was walking far and by the time he got home he would have let it all out. When he finally got home his wife irratatidly put a bandana around his head and told him she ...
... With Ax  - Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told  - Miners Refuse to Work after Death  - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  - Stolen Painting Found by Tree  - Two Sisters Reunited After 18 ...
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