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1. APARTMENT for RENT‏
(Humor/Humor)
... - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.' Upon receipt ...
2. Felix the frog
(Humor/Humor)
... day he flapped his feet madly in a vain attempt to fly.  On the sixth day he tied a small red cape around his neck and tried to think "Superman" thoughts.  Try as he might, though, Felix couldn't fly. ...
3. Old Lamp
(Humor/Humor)
... twice a week was pretty good for a priest in a small town!" ...
4. W H A T A M I?
(Humor/Humor)
... of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.  In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening ...
5. Laundry
(Humor/Humor)
... and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said "honey, I'm sorry I denied you...we can do the laundry again if you want" and he replied "that's OK.. it was a small load, I did it by ...
... you send it to four to eight of your friends, they will be affected by the above and you will be the sole cause of mass starvation in a small Mediterranean country. If you send this to nine to fifteen ...
7. Two Cajuns
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There were these two cajuns, Clarence and Pierre....  They lived on opposite sides of a small river, and were in the habit of yelling curses and obscenities across the river to each other every day.   ...
5.  No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4.  Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3.  The native language used to communicate with ...
... killed 'em Seizure Roman emperor Tablet a small table Terminal Illness getting sick at the airport Tumor more than one Urine opposite of your out  ...
10. Random
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... on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in      Germany.   She said, "Cut it out."  - Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.  - What's another word for Thesaurus? ...
11. The Last 10 Things....
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... look too small? 2. If you'll just leave your dirty clothes on the floor, that can be our little signal to     let me know you want them washed. 1. I'm wrong; you must be right again. ...
12. Neil Armstrong
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    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, ...
13. Beans
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... wife from a phone in the small town that he lived to tell her he was going to be a little late. After that he smelled beans from this restaurant. He decided to stop by for a taste and ended up eating 3 ...
... SAYS? Forrest Native Americans     These chocolates are moving to a smaller box..  ...
15. The Priest's Question
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens so much that he kept them in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered ...
16. dont mess with children
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... small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When ...
... that you really do not want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need. Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will ...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit,    all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase ...
... Sleeps with your sister Friendship First                  I have a small penis and don't want to waste your time. Friendship first                  As long as friendship involves nudity Fun                                     ...
20. Weird sex facts
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... # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: ...
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