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... mad. Not only that, but there was no resistor to prevent an attraction to his sister. It happened once when they did the deed and the rules of safe sex they failed to heed. Now Gesteppo will not have ...
... simulator.         (Only required 2KB!) 9.  Had met too many "Rules Girls." 8.  Alan Greenspan made an offhand comment questioning the "irrational        exuberance" about Java. 7.  It's the normal fallout ...
3. MURPHY’S LAWS
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... Mrs. Murphy.          MURPHY’S GOLDEN RULE: whoever has the gold makes the rules.      ...
4. The Red Shirt
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     Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in  danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.  As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring ...
5. Charles Gate
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... like Charles's head. The space ship is the giant floating head of Charles, and is the ruler of all that is sain, good, and pure. But don't worry, if we leave before you sign up, there's still hope for ...
6. AOL
(Humor/Humor)
... the Motley Fool   When he tells you that the service rules And can you teach me how to Web real slow?         Well I know you sold the service short         Cause I saw your quarterly report.         ...
... War Amputees Dec. 7...............................................VA Hospital Polio Patients RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR: 1. When playing polio patients, Broncos must not disconnect leg braces. 2. When ...
... no longer send you e-mail...they just log on to your IRC >> channel. >> 37 You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. >> 38 Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to ...
9. Why Men Rule.
(Humor/Humor)
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about rifles, tanks, motorcycles, and airplanes. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4. You can open your own ...
10. Quotes
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...  *** Just when you think you're alone the phone rings. *** If you're losing the game change the rules, if you can't change the rules, ignore them. *** A fool and his money are soon... Hey! Where's ...
... surprise.  Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish.  (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire.  They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule. If he ...
12. Men's Rules
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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: these rules are not NUMBERED, treat them ALL as NUMBER 1... Learn to work ...
13. New Orleans Rant
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... out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, ...
14. The Guys' Rules
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules ...
15. Denver Driving Rules
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Welcome to Denver, Colorado! 1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is: "den-ver" not Denvah. 2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Denver has its own version of traffic rules...the ...
16. Oreo Personality Test
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... same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal. 3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every ...
17. The Rules
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1 The Female always makes the Rules. 8 The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 2 The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 9 The Male must never change ...
... of nerds that will rule the Earth forever!" Meanwhile, Microsoft attorneys were preparing to sue columnist Bill Shein for that entirely fabricated quote. ...
19. Not Too Likely
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... takes about 5 seconds. And you guys think you are so great. I just spent the last half hour getting X11 to run on my slide rule. I am still having problems connecting it to the net around here, but I ...
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk - you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch ...
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