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... sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, ...
2. A little old lady....
(Humor/Humor)
... me.." "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?' You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football ...
3. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... new form called the tandem story.  The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. ...
4. Lawyers
(Humor/Humor)
...  Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls? Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? ...
5. Laundry
(Humor/Humor)
This young couple got married.  On their honeymoon they were very anxious to consummate the marriage because they were both virgins. They had saved themselves for the right partner and for marriage. Because ...
6. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident.  No, wait.  That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there.  Age 5    Give me the strength to change ...
7. Two Cajuns
(Humor/Humor)
... the yelling and the level of insults till one day the bridge is finally built.  On the morning of the first day of the bridge, Pierre gets up bright and early and starts getting ready to cross the bridge... ...
8. MURPHY’S LAWS
(Humor/Humor)
... the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away.          The race does not always go to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.          There’s never time to do it right, ...
9. A Large Steamer Trunk
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... mind for a few moments he says to his wife, "All right, I admit I'm not too thrilled about this, but I did say we should be honest with each other, and I guess I can live with three times of infidelity ...
10. What if?.........
(Humor/Humor)
... a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?  - When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?  - Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?  - If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right ...
... held up to a bright light for three minutes."   To enforce the sticker program, a U.S. Sticker Czar position has been created. "The Sticker Czar will run my new crime-fighting program," Clinton said. "And ...
12. A mighty fire
(Humor/Humor)
... in the distance. It was the only truck from a tiny town and had been driving all night in response to this alarm. To the amazement of all of the firemen, the tiny truck sped right past the other fire engines ...
13. Chief Devil in Charge
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... him in the room shuts and locks the door. As soon as the     door closes, a whistle blows, and a loud speaker says, "All right, coffee break is     over, back on your heads." ...
14. Random
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... I thought I'd put     them in the same room and let them fight it out.  - I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information.  She    said they were behind the couch.  She was right. ...
...  - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't ...
16. The Last 10 Things....
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... look too small? 2. If you'll just leave your dirty clothes on the floor, that can be our little signal to     let me know you want them washed. 1. I'm wrong; you must be right again. ...
... that I got my highest score ever on Tetris last night."  35. Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out quite right as special       treats for your co-workers.  36. While sitting at your ...
... is beyond my ability to a)  imagine b)  fathom c)  comprehend d)  appreciate e)  pay for, and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to a)  hate ...
19. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... he would let out a few more. So he let one loud one out to the left one to the right and he played home on the range while he sang the song softly. Finally he heard his wife get of the phone so he fanned ...
20. Chat
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...  OnlineHost: OnlineHost: *** You are in "Hot And Steamy". *** OnlineHost: HOTDOOOD: So, then I take the duct tape.... LADYSTEAM: Yes.... HOTDOOOD: And I wrap it around real right...tight enough to bind.... ...
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