1. Bear Removers
(Humor/Humor)

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over ...

2. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)

... the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared ...

3. Random
(Humor/Humor)

... it's happy? A: David Frost.   Q: On a cold morning what forms on your david? A: Head and shoulders.  Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's     car? A: Hickory Dickory Dock.   Q: Who ...

4. Lawyers
(Humor/Humor)

... husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated? ...

5. A salesman, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist....
(Humor/Humor)

A salesman, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist all used to meet at the coffee shop each morning before work.  All were married except the salesman. Finally, the salesman got married, and, while ...

6. Little Boy
(Humor/Humor)

A little boy walks into his parents room one morning and finds that his dad is having sex with his mom.  So the little boy asked what his dad was doing to his mom.  The dad says "I'm playing Poker."  Then ...

7. Laundry
(Humor/Humor)

... morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. Her new husband had saved himself for her for many years. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable and she decided she should go ahead ...

8. Two Cajuns
(Humor/Humor)

... the yelling and the level of insults till one day the bridge is finally built.  On the morning of the first day of the bridge, Pierre gets up bright and early and starts getting ready to cross the bridge... ...

9. Definition Of Politics
(Humor/Humor)

... he saw his father in bed with the maid.  The boy's knocking went totally unheard.  The boy went back to his room and went to sleep. The next morning... Son: Dad, I think I understand politics. Dad: That's ...

10. The Red Shirt
(Humor/Humor)

... the courage of such a man.     As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.  The men became silent and looked to ...

11. Random
(Humor/Humor)

... I thought I'd put     them in the same room and let them fight it out.  - I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information.  She    said they were behind the couch.  She was right. ...

12. Little Johnny
(Humor/Humor)

... This he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother. 'Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging ...

13. Making Love
(Humor/Humor)

    A Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.  "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ectasy this morning.....  "Ah, last night ...

14. Scottish Funny
(Humor/Humor)

... under the man's kilt and ties it. They go off laughing.... The next morning the man gets up, stumbles home and goes about doin' his mornin' business.... he looks down and raises an eyebrow... "Don't know ...

15. Ask Dr. Internet II
(Humor/Humor)

Last week, I posted to NETTRAIN an alternate Dr. Internet column that appeared mysteriously on my terminal one morning.  I inadvertantly ascribed that column to our janitor, who sometimes uses my workstation ...

16. You Might Be Addicted to AOL if...
(Humor/Humor)

... is "I'll slap you with a rubber chicken."  .....you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before you     have your first cup of coffee(who me?)  .....you have to inject no-doze ...

17. The Priest's Question
(Humor/Humor)

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens so much that he kept them in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered ...

18. THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
(Humor/Humor)

...  I rear-ended a car this morning.  So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem ...

19. The love of a son...
(Humor/Humor)

... a letter from his son:: Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area ...

20. What are Politics?
(Humor/Humor)

... to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little ...