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... Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming ...
2. APARTMENT for RENT‏
(Humor/Humor)
... - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.' Upon receipt ...
3. Bear Removers
(Humor/Humor)
... in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going ...
4. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... The camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, ...
... 5.  HOME ADDRESS:_________________________________________________ 6.  Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________ 7.  Number of years parents married?______________________________ ...
6. New Home
(Humor/Humor)
A couple are looking for a new home.  They find one they love and buy it.  Soon, they discover that a gorilla lives in the tree in the backyard.  They call the gorilla exterminator, who arrives promptly, ...
7. Old Lamp
(Humor/Humor)
This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp washed up on the shore.  He takes it home and places it on his mantle,  but doesn't give it much thought.    A few weeks later he looks at ...
... Hertz:     When yer not careful downloadin'. Floppy Disk:    Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood. Ram:                The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood. Hard Drive:      Getting' home ...
9. Deep Thoughts
(Humor/Humor)
... old yokel vote.  Age 10    Home is where the house is.  Age 6    Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.  Age 15    It ...
10. Birds Eye View
(Humor/Humor)
  Twas the night of the meeting and speeches arose. The board members sat there picking their nose.   They tried to rush people which wasn’t a shock. They needed to get home in time for matlock. ...
11. Definition Of Politics
(Humor/Humor)
Son: Dad, I have a special report for school.  Can I ask you a question? Dad: Sure son, what's the question? Son: What is politics? Dad: Well son, let's take our home for example.  I am the wage earner, ...
12. A Large Steamer Trunk
(Humor/Humor)
    One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage. While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, ...
13. What if?.........
(Humor/Humor)
... a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?  - When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?  - Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?  - If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right ...
14. Love Letters
(Humor/Humor)
... gotten things a little confused. Here are the real reasons you did not get it more often than you did. 1. Came home drunk and tried to fuck the cat. . . . . . 15 times 2. Did not come home at all. . . ...
15. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a     message and I'll call when I'm out.  - On the other hand, you have different fingers.  - Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday.  I'd have ...
1. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout     crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. 2. The flag of the Philippines is the only national flag ...
- Mypenis ate my homework. - Oh, no!Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! - Sorry I'm late.I was playing with Mypenis. - I'm sorry, Officer.I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - Mypenis doesn't ...
18. Scottish Funny
(Humor/Humor)
... under the man's kilt and ties it. They go off laughing.... The next morning the man gets up, stumbles home and goes about doin' his mornin' business.... he looks down and raises an eyebrow... "Don't know ...
19. Beans
(Humor/Humor)
... thought about it then ate his last bowl for life and married her. A couple years down after he got of work his car died and as he was in the country  he had to leave the car and walk home. He called his ...
20. AOL
(Humor/Humor)
... that they die.         This'll be the day that they die. Bill Razzouk, the head-to-be   sold off his home in Tennessee And headed for a 4-month end. Was he sad or just incensed   when Case offered him ...
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