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1. Physics exam
(Humor/Humor)
... and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics. For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased ...
2. My Job
(Humor/Humor)
... a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. ...
3. APPLICATION REVIEW
(Humor/Humor)
... I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 b  sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of ...
4. Creative Writing
(Humor/Humor)
... Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one ...
5. Random
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... it's happy? A: David Frost.   Q: On a cold morning what forms on your david? A: Head and shoulders.  Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's     car? A: Hickory Dickory Dock.   Q: Who ...
... tale is twisted, cruel and demented - It was a secret, but Penguin books relented and gave me the green light, the thumbs up, the go ahead to reveal the striking disorder on Pinocchio's head. So how the ...
... premises (keeping                your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised). 13. What do you want to be IF you grow up?__________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ...
... 4 April 1997 Issue 679    Cries of foul over headless chicken By Robert Shrimsley, Jon Hibbs and Rachel Sylvester    THE Tory chicken had the stuffing knocked out of it yesterday when a teenage girl ...
9. A cowboy's wish
(Humor/Humor)
... The cowboy leans  over to his horse and whispers something in his  horse's ear, then slaps it on the ass.  Two hours later, the horse comes  back with a naked redhead.  She gets off, and goes into the ...
10. Accountant
(Humor/Humor)
... sign language. With a .45 pressed against the mute's forehead the wise guy says, "I'm only going to ask you once you sonofabitch, and if you don't tell me what I want to know, I'm gonna blow your fucking ...
11. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.  One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. - What is a man's view of safe sex? A padded headboard. - How do men sort their laundry? ...
... says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.  The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please."  The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains ...
13. ANOTHER DUMB ROBBER
(Humor/Humor)
 Headline in Arizona Republic March 21, 1997.  The Boots Fit, So the Jury Had To Convict.  Associated Press, Wichita Kansas       A man on trial for robbing a shoe store probably didn't help his court ...
14. Laundry
(Humor/Humor)
... morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. Her new husband had saved himself for her for many years. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable and she decided she should go ahead ...
15. It's Wednesday!
(Humor/Humor)
... come on in!"  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.  The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep ...
16. MURPHY’S LAWS
(Humor/Humor)
... safer than one overhead.          The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.          No matter how long or hard you shop for ...
17. Birds Eye View
(Humor/Humor)
... heads.   One of the board members visions were sleep. For he had his head down and was fast asleep.   The one next to him was far from stable. If only he’d stop masturbating under the table. ...
18. What if?.........
(Humor/Humor)
... Are they afraid someone will clean     them?  - If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?  - If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?  - If ...
19. Love Letters
(Humor/Humor)
... 20 times 5. It is too hot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 times 6. Pretending to be asleep. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 times 7. The neighbors will hear us. . . . . . . . . . . . .3 times 8. Headache. ...
20. Chief Devil in Charge
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... opens the first door and there's a room of people standing on their     heads on a hardwood floor. Man:  Ouch, that seems painful.  It's not for me, what's next?  - The devil opens the next door to reveal ...
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