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1. APARTMENT for RENT‏
(Humor/Humor)
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.  They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have ...
2. Little girl
(Humor/Humor)
A little girl goes in the barber shop with her father.  She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad get his hair cut, eating a snack cake.  The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get ...
3. My Job
(Humor/Humor)
... she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb ...
4. Articals
(Humor/Humor)
... you to much to let you go Artical 2: The 3 steps 1. Girls: If a guy gets fresh with you, slap him 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her 3. Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing it's rude to ...
5. Confucious say:
(Humor/Humor)
 - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.  - Man who stand on toilet high on pot.  - It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.  - Man who jizz in cash register ...
6. APPLICATION REVIEW
(Humor/Humor)
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications  He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is ...
7. A Party
(Humor/Humor)
A Texas girl and a woman from New York meet at a party. The Texas gal says, "Hi! Where y'all from?"  The New Yorker sticks her nose in the air like she's checking for rain, and replies, "Where I come from, ...
... mask.  (What a salmon mask should look like, God only knows.)  They adjourned to the gym where each kid held his/her mask on with one hand.  The girls were given a sponge Nerf ball and the boys a can of ...
9. Lawyers
(Humor/Humor)
...  Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls? Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? ...
...     E.  When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is          _________________________________________________________     NOTE:  If answer E begins with T or A, discontinue and leave ...
... 4 April 1997 Issue 679    Cries of foul over headless chicken By Robert Shrimsley, Jon Hibbs and Rachel Sylvester    THE Tory chicken had the stuffing knocked out of it yesterday when a teenage girl ...
12. Son of a Bitch
(Humor/Humor)
A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.  "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."   "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.  "Because, father, he touched me on my arm ...
... simulator.         (Only required 2KB!) 9.  Had met too many "Rules Girls." 8.  Alan Greenspan made an offhand comment questioning the "irrational        exuberance" about Java. 7.  It's the normal fallout ...
14. It's Wednesday!
(Humor/Humor)
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.  Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the ...
15. AOL
(Humor/Humor)
... I met a girl in Lobby 9   And I asked her if she'd stay on-line. But she just frowned and looked away. And I went back to the Member Lounge   To see what loyalty I could scrounge But Room Host said the ...
16. Frog
(Humor/Humor)
... frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." ...
17. lightbulb jokes
(Humor/Humor)
... lightbulb needed changing the free market would have already taken care of it.    *** How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one...she holds the light bulb in the socket and ...
... War Veterans Oct. 26..............................................Crippled Children's Home Nov. 8...............................................St. Cloud Home For Wayward Girls Nov. 9...............................................Girl ...
19. Heaven
(Humor/Humor)
... this poor girl.  I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.  Infuriated, I get out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, ...
... on cola and candy     bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had     left him.    Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?  A: That was the development phase of the project, now ...
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