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1. Lawyers
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...  Witness: By death. Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated? Lawyer: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult? Witness: We both do. Lawyer: Voodoo? Witness: ...
...     ______________________________________________________________ 10. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?     ______________________________________________________________ ...
3. Lawyer
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   For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.  Looking forward to an exciting ...
4. the machine....
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... and mixes is with some of his wife and daughters urine, and just for good measure adds some of his own semen.  He takes it down to the pharmacy...  The Machine spits out the following diagnosis... ***YOU ...
... The  doctor  went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter that her  mother didn't  make it.  "Didn't make it?  Where could they be?  She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!"  - A 15-year old ...
... Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.   Not many ...
...        Dancing around the maypole  131.       Dancing with Mother Knuckle and her five daughters  132.       Dancing with the one eye sailor  133.       Dangle the Donkey  134.       Date Palmela Handerson ...
8. Sheltered Life
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... balls!" The father informes his daughter that this was merely another word for coats. The next day was Thanksgiving, & the girl's dad was shaving. Just as she walked in, he cut himself, & exclaimed ...
9. The Affairs
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... beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed ...
10. Daddy Longlegs
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and ...
... Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and Another son, Bull schitt. Deep schitt married ...
12. Actual Bumper Stickers
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... up old green van: Don't laugh...your daughter may be inside! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large grougs. I had a cat once, it tasted like chicken. Support Cannibalism: Eat Me! I'd ...
13. SWIMMING WITH GATORS
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decided to throw ...
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk - you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch ...
15. Bullets
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... bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came ...
16. BS breeds BS
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... says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, ...