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1. A mighty fire
(Humor/Humor)
... even get near the burning oil and gas. Hundreds of fire trucks from far and wide had been called and now they all just sat wondering what to do. Suddenly, an old fire engine from a tiny fire company appeared ...
... going to be nibbling during the meeting.  During the meeting, eat 5 entire     raw potatoes. 3. Insist that your e-mail address be "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com" 4. Every time someone asks you ...
... by the New Haven District Telephone Company in February, 1878. 4. We are in the middle of an ice age. Ice ages include both cold and warm periods; at the moment we are experiencing a relatively warm ...
... to call the SmartHouse people today about bandwidth problems.  The TV drops to about 2 frames/second when I'm talking on the phone.  They insist it's a problem with the cable company's compression algorithms.  ...
5. NEW OFFICE POLICY
(Humor/Humor)
... stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the 'Chronic Offenders'category. Anyone caught smiling in ...
... exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion. With the acquisition, ...
7. Glossary of Terms
(Humor/Humor)
... "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourath time this week." Flight Risk : Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department ...
8. Revision Codes
(Humor/Humor)
... since we looked at this thing we might as well call it a major upgrade. Oh, yeah, we added a few flashy cosmetic features so we could justify the major upgrade number. 6.1: Since I'm leaving the company ...
... $26.83 Hot air $20.00 Miscellaneous $113.29 Sundry $12.09 Various $8.01 Net Take Home Pay $0.02 Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. ...
10. SIGNS OF THE 00's:
(Humor/Humor)
...  11. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. 12. You have your resume on a diskette. 13. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes. 14. Your supervisor ...
TO: All Employees FROM: Management RE: Restroom Policy and Procedures In the past, employees have been permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective June 1, 1997, ...
12. disclaimer - 2
(Humor/Humor)
... of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it. ...
13. disclaimer - 1
(Humor/Humor)
This humor does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; this joke is distribution ...
14. Cigars
(Humor/Humor)
... without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." ...
15. Facts to ponder:
(Humor/Humor)
... Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. 19. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. 20. Most dust particles in your house are ...
16. HUSTLER HUMOR
(Humor/Humor)
... A FEW MONTHS, THE FELLOWS SALES WERE THE BEST IN THE COMPANY. THE PRESIDENT CALLED A MEETING TO CONGRATULATE HIM AND TO INSPIRE THE OTHER SALESMEN. "SON, TELL US YOUR SECRET FOR SELLING SO MANY BIBLES," ...
17. JARgON
(Humor/Humor)
... geeks experience Shackophobia. Flight Risk Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leaving a company or department soon. 404 Someone who's clusless. From the World Wide Web erro ...
... said that the purchase will bring the company's chairman, Bill Gates, "closer to his master plan of global domination, which will allow him to imprison all of the 'cool' people and create a worldwide monarchy ...
... exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion. With the acquisition, ...
20. YO MAMA Jokes
(Humor/Humor)
... information to get the number to 911 Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell UPS Your house is so nasty, even ...
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