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1. APARTMENT for RENT‏
(Humor/Humor)
... his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth ...
... his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE ...
3. A Party
(Humor/Humor)
A Texas girl and a woman from New York meet at a party. The Texas gal says, "Hi! Where y'all from?"  The New Yorker sticks her nose in the air like she's checking for rain, and replies, "Where I come from, ...
4. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Honestly, we're not sure. But for the message of change to continue to go out,     please keep those letters and checks coming. Q. How many Episcopalians does it ...
... you." 1.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.  ...
6. A mighty fire
(Humor/Humor)
... an awards ceremony for the 6 heoic men of the tiny fire company, the Governor presented the fire chief with a check for $20,000. "What do you think your fire company will do with such a large amount of ...
7. Random
(Humor/Humor)
... on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in      Germany.   She said, "Cut it out."  - Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.  - What's another word for Thesaurus? ...
8. Neil Armstrong
(Humor/Humor)
... NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut, however upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space program. Over the years, many people questioned ...
... Years in Checkout Counter  - Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years  - Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One  - War Dims Hope for Peace  - If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May ...
... Check out my life,                              As my D.J Rocks it! Forrest Ross                 Life is a happy little box of chocolates Forrest Bill and Ted         Dude, Life's totally a box of Chocolate! ...
... is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of ...
12. drinking game
(Humor/Humor)
Yes it's the long awaited Drinking Game 95.  To be used while enjoying the "Windows 95 Infomercial" coming up this Monday (check local listings for time and channel).  Gather together some good friends, ...
... the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say "BRB"      or "BBL"  .....you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail(real mail?)  .....you go into withdrawls during ...
14. ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
(Humor/Humor)
... no idea >>    where your children are. >> 22 You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it >> again. >> 23 You refer to your age as 3.x. >> 24 You have commandeered your teenager's phone ...
15. Diary of an AOL User.
(Humor/Humor)
... me to check out ftp.netcom.com. I've looked and looked but I can't find that group. August 12 - I sent a post to every usenet group on the Internet asking where the ftp.netcom.com is. hopefully someone ...
16. IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
(Humor/Humor)
... you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't ...
A Great Reason Always To Check Your Child’s Homework…     Note sent, the next school day, with the 1st grader...   Dear Ms Williams, That's not a dance pole on a stage in ...
18. Dog Food
(Humor/Humor)
I have two large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog? Duh? ...... On impulse, I told her no, I was starting ...
19. What are Politics?
(Humor/Humor)
... his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting ...
...    CHECK MACHINES YOU CAN OPERATE:  PIN-BALL MACHINE_____ STRAIGHT RAZOR_____ TYPEWRITER_____ TELECOPIER_____ ADDING MACHINE_____ RUBBER MACHINE_____ WHEEL BARROW_____ CROW BAR_____  ...
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