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... leader, where it waved a placard before skulking off. A jubilant Freddy observed: "I had him for dinner. I stopped him getting anywhere near Tony. Tony shook my hand and thanked me for it."    However, ...
2. Little Boy
(Humor/Humor)
... the little boy asked what his mom was doing.  The dad answered "She is my wild card."  Well, a short time later the dad walks into the bathroom and sees that his son is in the shower.  The dad asked what ...
3. INFLATION BY DEFLATION
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... about it.    So far the cardboard quart milk carton still holds 32 ounces, but  the  quantity could be reduced. Remember you can't see inside the carton  before you buy and open it..If they did reduce ...
4. Tyson Foods
(Humor/Humor)
... of Cardinals to say that he has good news and bad news. "The good news is that the Church has come into $5 billion".  "The bad news is that we are losing The Wonderbread Account".  ...
5. Magician
(Humor/Humor)
... same hat"   "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"   "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. ...
... off, that is... de-briefed... unemployed...    Now the moral of the story is listen to what you're told,  Companies will use you and discard you when you're old.  So gather up your friends and start your ...
... 8. Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present. 9. Come to work in your pajamas. 10. Put a picture of your mother on your business card. 11. Find out where your boss ...
8. AOL
(Humor/Humor)
... ducked their software guards   And stole a million credit cards To use accounts he'd gotten free. And so Steve Case went to the FBI   and he told Boardwatch* a little lie That hackers wanted child pornography ...
... It's a dimension of cream-filled bon-bons,                              Or nutty carmel turtles,                              and it lies in the white cardboard box,                              in the ...
... "No. Who?"  - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was  rushed to the hospital.  After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful  resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.  ...
11. chili cook-off
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... they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".     Here are the scorecards from the event:   Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the ...
... HOSPITAL_____BACK ALLEY_____CARDBOARD BOX_____                                   CITY DUMP_____OTHER______________________________________________   MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE:  CADILLAC SEVILLE_____LINCOLN ...
... your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message ...
...  135.       Date Paula and her 4 sisters  136.       Date Rosie Palmer and her five sisters  137.       Date with Rosie bone and her five sisters  138.       Deal cards  139.       Deload the gun ...
... in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates. "We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. "The combined resources of MICROSOFT and ...
16. SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
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... Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely     HE102:  How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How         to Cut Credit Cards in Half")     HE103:  Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly ...
17. True Friendship
(Humor/Humor)
... of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against ...
18. No Excuse Sunday
(Humor/Humor)
... think it's too hot. We will have hearing aids for those who say "The pastor speaks too softly" and cotton balls for those who say "He preaches too loudly". Score cards will be available for those who wish ...
19. Pranks
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... ago for the repair cert's. They put it on the tightest (most compact) laptop and had the perspective techs "fix" the problem. One tech took the whole thing apart and replaced every card before someone ...
20. Pranks
(Humor/Humor)
... the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk! In the summer, break apart Oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie. Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling. Place cookies (filling ...
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