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1. APPLICATION REVIEW
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... activity.  He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine ...
... for a 'menage a twelve' addiction." 12> "My religion forbids me removing my beer hat! 11> "Your puny Earth laws are no concern of mine, Magistrate!" 10> "Pick me, Your Honor -- I can *smell* guilt." 9> ...
... 14)  Too much yardage between the goal posts. 13)  An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 12)  A few beers short of a six-pack. 11)  A few peas short of a casserole. 10)  Doesn't have all his cornflakes ...
4. The Last 10 Things....
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The Last 10 Things any man would ever say: 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. Honey, while I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I couldn't care less what she looks like. What's she like on the ...
... for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these       names. "That's a good point Sparky."  "No, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to       disagree with you there, Chachi." 13. Suggest that beer be ...
... Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the      torch e)  priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans, you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused ...
7. Charles Gate
(Humor/Humor)
... than the Floating Charles Head, but it is still much better than earth. See you soon.... P.S.- don't forget to bring plenty of pretzels and beer. The Floating Charles Head has a Superbowl Party everyday!!! ...
  1.   Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders. 2.   Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle. 3.   Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag. 4.   ...
9. chili cook-off
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... they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".     Here are the scorecards from the event:   Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the ...
10. Beer Quotes
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... scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?        --W.C. Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.        --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill ...
11. Top 10 Country songs
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... She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night, That Chewed My Ass All Day Long ...
12. Quotes
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... been as intelligent as Henry thinks he is." *** Women, you can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts. *** The more people I meet each day the more I like my dog. *** Patience: the ability to idle ...
... Tall                                    Can ride most rides at Disneyland Thoughtful                         Says "Please" when demanding a beer Virile                                 Can read 3 Penthouse ...
14. weird sex laws
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... love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal ...
...      DO...... the stuff... that buys me beer...  /\/\ (o   )o  )        RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...  /c    \__/ __/        ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer... (              )        FAR..... ...
16. New Living Will Form
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... of the follow ______a 12 pkg Beer ______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini ______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote ...
The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say: 10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8) I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Her tits are just ...
18. KNOWN FORMS of POOP:
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... when they hit the water. THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUTTHOLE" POOP Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap. The shape and size of the turd resembles a 16 ounce beer can. Vacuous ...
... of Buena Vista. 19. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get buzzed. 20. Your car insurance cost more than your car. 21. You have surge protectors on every outlet. ...
... $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, ...
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